Ok, so I haven't slept since sunday. And today is wednesday. I am going home later today so my mom can "observe me" and decide if I need to go to a hospital or (God forbid) asylum. But I'm taking like 6 sleeping pills every 24 hours, and an extra 2 every 12 hours...and NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING! On a side note, I am going to make a pr0n movie called Dance Dance Reproduction. It will be naked women playing DDR, and hopefully doing well. And after that I can make Borg pr0n. It will have nifty catch phrases like "Resistance is fertile! You will be inseminated!". I got a forward last night that REALLY angered me. It was about how christians were being so "opressed" in the US since they don't FORCE kids to pray in schools or at the begining of government meetings. Then they had the lack of brains to call themselves the "silent majority"....christians are neither of those. When you hear the word "bible thumper" do you think of a Jew? No, you don't. And if you do, you need to BURN IN ETERNAL HELL FLAME! But back to the point, christians are also not the majority. Bhuddists are. Christians just get cocky since they get together in mass numbers and DAMN YOU TO HELL! But I'd rather go to hell than heaven. First off, heaven is full of mostly ever person I've ever disliked (and that is a lot)..and it is in the upper stratusphere, meaning it is VERY cold and VERY hard to breathe. I don't like the cold, but I do love breathing. But when you compare it to hell...you could have lunch with Hitler, and it would be nice and toasty warm so you could dress in cute little summer clothes! Until they burn off and you're naked and people start making fun of you because instead of a 6pack you have a whole keg for a belly. But enough of this, I am going to go pack and get ready for my visit to my parents house. And I won't be checking my tag board for a few days, so feel free to flame away.

So here I am, again, up past 5am. It sucks. When you're up for a long time, with little sleep, everything kind of blurs together. And another thing that sucks about not being able to sleep till around 9am is I miss star trek. Woe is Salty. But yea, everyone should post on Lowell's blog about how he is a FILTHY LIAR WHO LEFT A PAPER TRAIL OF LIES! He said no more short entries, but then he made a 2 sentance entry. And one sentance was really short, and the other was 1 word. Oh, and speaking of friends, I think I made it past the 72 hour marker, so Lindsey loses. I am not sure what she loses exactly, and I don't think I win anything...but yea. In my AIM profile I put some darkish song quotes, and my uncle in california who hasn't logged on AIM in like 2 years (well, he's not really my uncle...he is my dad's brother's ex-wife's new husband...)...but yea, he logged on, saw it, and now he is going to tell my mom, and knowing my mom she will over-react because she thinks I'm suicidal. Earlier today (well, yesterday, since it is past midnight) basicly told me she wants me to kill myself. Such love and trust from everyone =\ Other people keep telling me I need a girlfriend. I usually calmly reply "no, I need a significant other"...just to feed everyone's (my mom, sister, and I'm unsure about Lowell) thery that I'm gh3y. Oh teh drama. If I had a clue how to use all these neat little buttons when I'm making an entry, I could add a picture of a little dude holding a sign saying "drama"...with a super cool look on his face. Oh, and if I had a clue about how to add music...and make my tagboard on the right side instead of left...and lots of other stuff. I am filled with boredom..and anger...and several other emotions that words would be able to express if I wasn't so ANGRY AT THE WORLD. I challange you to a duel, world! *bish slaps the world with a large glove* Ok, I am going to go play Warcraft 3 and lose since I am not in the mood to micro. If you don't know about microing, ask Lowell.    /h8

I am really hating my WinXP right now. EVERY time I update ANYTHING that has to do with Windows in any way, when I reboot it takes like an hour to boot up (not really...more like 5 minutes...but that still angers me compared to my normal 30-45 second boot ups). It is 8:30AM and I'm still up. I've taken 5 sleeping pills in the past 13 hours, and they don't work. That makes me want to go berzerk. +20 percent haste, 4x crit instead of x2, -15 agi, and +20 str. Yea, I'm a nerd. But in the past 20 hours of being up, I've downloaded a lot of songs. Mostly techno, some christmas. The christmas ones OWN, because they are an orchestra with an electric guitar, so you get all the goodness of classic christmas songs, without the total suck of them. Did I ever mention I hate holidays? I do. Including my birthday. And if I hate MY birthday, why would I want to celebrate Jesus's, when I'm not even a christian? But hey, getting video games from your parents with no strings attached is nice sometimes...but there are usually strings. Like spending my hard earned money (ok, I don't have a job, I mooch off of my parents..."my existance is flawed" suits me well, thanks Linds) on presents for them. I am thinking of getting my mom some tickets to this COMPLETELY AWESOME concert in seattle, that I think she would love...even I would like it. And I usually don't like live events that aren't raves. Speaking of raves, for you Sequimites and Port Angelenos, the site I check for all my raving goodness says there is a place that hosts a rave every week or so in PA. I am scared to go, since everyone would be fat, ugly, and not know how to rave. I fit 2 of those, but I know how to rave, damn it! I practiced! And they would all wear jeans...the fatter the person, the tighter the jeans they would wear. That should be the reverse, I think. Really fit people should wear extordinarily tight pants, and fat people should leave EVERYTHING to the imagination. But that is Sequim (or PA)...the sickest places on earth. Well, maybe Forks is worse. Forks, where the men are real men, the women are real men, and the sheep are VERY afraid. Ok, this entry is over. My mom keeps calling me and telling me to go to bed (how does she even know I'm up? Damned mothers intuition). And I obey my mother, since she "created" me (I use the term created lightly, since you can't CREATE matter, you can take materials and change them though...like you eat a nice big batch of tofu, and then that protien transfers in the muscle if you work out! Science is fun). I still have yet to have a cool entry. I was going to do one on how Nintendo's catch phrase for the DS is "touching is good" (note: all lower case)...and if that isn't super creepy, I don't know what is. But back to the point, Lowell mentioned it, and I can't have people think I copy him.

Ok, so there I was watching CSI, and they said the word "shit"...if I'm not mistaken, only one episode of South Park uses the word "shit" (over 200 times, mind you)...so how can they have it on a TV-14 show on a major network (CBS) when they can't say it on South Park most of the time? And also, they've showed naked behinds and fully exposed breasts (all on dead people, so Lowell's thery is that people don't enjoy it...unless you're a necrophile). But even so, litte kids could be watching, and it could corrupt their fragile minds. Just like playing GTA. If you play GTA you will go to a park, rape a hooker, murder her, and use her money to pay off your drug lord. The intraweb told me so. Intraweb is an awesome word. It isn't real, but it is cool. Like "festigio". That one is from family guy, but intraweb is what my friend used to call my 24k connection. Now I am on cable DLing from peers at over 100kps. SUCK IT! But in short, WHY CAN THEY SHOW NUDITY AND SWEAR ON CSI?! WHY WHY WHY!!!! If you have any insight, post on this entry and let me know. Else I will have to write a letter to Mr Moonie and complain that he has harmed me emotionaly. Oh, and my friend hacked my old EQ account. I said to him "1337 h4x0rz g07 m3 d0wn =*(" and he gave me my stuff back. I feel so loved.

Ok, so I really want someone to tell me how to A) put my tagboard on the right side of my blog (right in BOTH uses of the word), and B) add my dancing icons. I have skeletons, and monsters, and a raver girl with a cat, a raver girl WITHOUT the cat, and a ninja doing the "Can't touch this" MC Hammer dance. And if needed, I could steal Spider-Man from Lowell's blog. And if that isn't enough dancing for you, then I recomended (if you're a dude), that you mozy on over to Spike TV and watch The Club...not only do they have dancing, but they have hot scantily clad women, sometimes possibly kissing eachother. Oh, and lots of drama. Tons of it. But enough about dancing...how 'bout them Seahawks? I don't know how they're doing, since I am not a fan of sports. If I wanted to see guys wearing extremely tight shorts patting eachother on the butt then hugging eachother, I'd...well, I don't want to go in to what I'd do. Possibly try to pull my own eyes from my sockets...and then cry in pain since I am a sissy who likes pink and chihuahas (even better TOGETHER!). On one of Lowell's first entries (I'm tired of linking it every time I say his name), he got someone to stand up for goths and say something along the lines of "don't diss goths. They can like, good...ya know". My goal is to have a wigger say something on my blog. Then I will mock him till he cries home to his momma. Since all wiggers are momma's boys. On a completely unrelated note, I was playing a Warcraft 3 game, and this guy's user name was "The_Betrayer", and near the end of the game he tried to kill me and said "haha, you didn't expect this did you f***er!"....how could I NOT expect it from someone who openly calls himself The_Betrayer?! Stupid people make me giggle. And I spit on their boots. I want to go to a rave this holiday season...I love raving...it is so much fun...everyone loves eachother (other than me...people hate me since I look scary), and random people go up to people they don't know and hug eachother and say how much they love them...if that isn't cool, I don't know what is. I have no doubt that if I was hot and buff, girls would do it to me! Oh, and I want to try E. I have for years...but when I go to a rave it is usually with my sister, and she'd freak out if I was on E. Oh, I just checked my last update that I made while I was pretty tired, and I said I might add a list of people who did me wrong. At the top of this list is Shigeru Myoto, for making such uber games and getting me addicted to Mario Brothers (3 is the best!) when I was really young. Now it is like heroin. If I don't play them enough, I get cold and start shaking. Next on the list is Sony, for their rollbacks in EQ (where they close the servers and when you log back in you are at your last save point, and you can't choose when you save)...next on the list is Lowell, for not updating his blog enough (burn, sinner!). And then on to my mom, who calls and yells at me EVERY DAY for not having a job. And as if on cue, she just called me and yelled at me for not having a job. No lie. That is erry. I bitch and complain a lot. Maybe I should go to therapy so someone is paid to listen to me complain. That would be super hardcore. I moved out close to 3 months ago, and I still haven't met a SINGLE person in the town I live in. It kinda sucks, but it is nice in a way. I like being alone. I don't like being cold though, and washington is SUPER FREEZING! It should snow soon. And now, for your enjoyment, a boxing Kirby. (o'.')-o Hit em hard, tough guy. I need to stop just randomly updating and pick a topic, stick with it, and make it funny. Then people would be like "omg, Salty's blog is so seksii. I want to touch its special place", and I would have an underground cult following that I could command to do my will. The damned stand ready. That comic is a lot like my life...only more damned, and more coats. Well, I am going to go watch star trek now. We are the Borg. Resistance is fertile, you will be inseminated! Oops, that is borg pr0n, not normal borgs =\

Ok, now that the first one is out of the way, and I think one person read it, its time for another lame entry. I'm a gamer (read: former Everquest addict. I got level 65 and AAs and all that fancy stuff). And now I am moving on the World of Warcraft, since I am in love with Blizzard. I have played Warcraft since it was called Orcs and Humans. Now I play Warcraft 3 almost every day. I enjoy that game a lot because I can make a new account, then play against complete noobs and say things like "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME"...and it is true, since I slaughter their base, then build my own base in their spot....harvesting their gold and lumber for my own personal abuse. I haven't figured out how to add pictures to my entries or on the side yet, but soon I there will be enough multimedia to keep everyone happy. Everyone being the 3 people I plan showing this blog to. My dancing raver girl will be so much cooler than Lowell's dancing Spider-Man...who was ripped from a site that said watching Spider-Man dance will make you gay. But enough on that. I went shopping today at 11:30 at night...with my mom...even though I moved out of her house a few months ago, I still get free food sometimes. It is great. I can't think of anything funny to rant about...I can barely think of anything to complain about...and what I DO think to complain about, I don't complain about because it isn't worth mentioning (other than the complaining about nothing to complain about...that is a complaint). Confuzzled yet? Yea, I am. So this entry is over. I want to go to bed and sleep for a few hours (nine). I need sleeping pills! Well, I took some Tylenol PM, but they aren't super powerful like the ones I wish I was on. I want to take them and pass out unwillingly within 5 minutes. I'm out.

P.S. I will now use my Human Call to attract the enemy. *high pitched girly voice* I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted *end high pitched girly voice*....they should be flocking here any minute now.


P.P.S. I LOVE CAPS. I EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST THEY ARE SO COOL...EVEN THOUGH I DON'T EAT BREAKFAST TILL LIKE LUNCH, AND I DON'T EAT LUNCH TILL ABOUT DINNER TIME, AND THEN I DON'T EAT DINNER TILL ABOUT 10PM.


P.P.P.S. Tomorrow I might make a list of people I don't like, or even some people I DO like, and how they did me wrong. Most of them did me wrong by saying things like "u" and "ur" and adding an "H" to "umm". Others, by ignoring me. And yet others, by shunning me for being SO MUCH LEETER THAN THEM THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT! They are just jealous.

Mic check 1, 2. Ok, since all the COOL kids (Lindsey and Lowell) stopped updating their blog frequently, I've decided to make one of my own. Nothing good will come of this blog. I will just rant and bitch on..and on....and on....and on about the injustices in the world and in my life. And possibly give you cool quotes like "I am the only optimist left in the world". I don't think thats true, since I am deffinitely a pessimist. I ask people "y 4 u h8" constantly, yet I hate apon them...mostly to their faces. By the way, I suck at spelling, so if you notice something mispelled, it wasn't meant to be, I just am teh lose. Soon I will be all cool and make a lay out, and add images, and possibly even more links to cool sites. And now, let us bow our heads in prayer.
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

Salty out!

P.S. If you're reading this, you completely want my body!

P.P.S. I like adding lots of things after my initial message. I will possibly even go off on other topics entirely (even though this entry has no real topic), so it will often seem like several entries for the price of one! The price of one being free...so you get two for free. How cool is that?